jk

“let’s hang out later”

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

skullmarrow:

I FLIPPED A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF MY SNAKEBITES AND IM CRYINGG

nevertrustthepenguin:

egberts:

u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast

Oh my lord

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

mzemz:

reblogging because thats also how I first read it